Saturday, April 16, 2005

Some people call me a space cowboy...

Whoa. Okay. Today, I saw what might very well be the worst theatre audition ever. I'm not kidding. You didn't know it could get this bad. Think of everything you could possibly do wrong at a theatre audition. Well, she found new ones. And you know what made it really painful? I felt badly for her. Sure, English wasn't her first language, so she was at a disadvantage. And everyone was being so nice with her.

And even though I'll probably go straight to hell for saying it, it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. If my eyes drifted over to her for like, a second, I was riveted for at least five minutes and couldn't watch what anyone else was doing.
She was like, the human equivalent of a black hole!

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